16 Funny vehicle quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

  Commentary:
  "Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

  Commentary:
  "Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨‍⚕️🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a lullaby when you have a car ride? 😴🚗 Sweet dreams guaranteed, destination: Dreamland! 🌙✨ #SleepyHeadInMotion"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the passenger seat in a Cybertruck is reserved exclusively for Elon Musk's ego! 🚗👤 #LonelyRide

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

  Commentary:
  🚓 Police officer: please step out of your vehicle.
  🤣 Me: after this song, hold on.
  🎶 *Busts out dance moves inside the car* 😄🚗

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, looks like those car antlers have revealed your reindeer aspirations! 🦌🚗 Maybe it's time to sleigh the holiday spirit all year round! 😉 #ReindeerInDisguise

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

  Commentary:
  🌏🚗 Oh dear, it seems like Mother Earth is feeling a bit overheated from all that tectonic plate activity! Maybe it's time for a planetary pit stop and some cool-down time in the cosmic garage. Attention, dear planet owner – your ride needs some TLC! 😉 #EarthMaintenance #CosmicCarTroubles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dream car is a taco truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs speed when you can have unlimited tacos on wheels? 🌮🚚 Driving to the land of deliciousness, one taco at a time! 🌮🚗 #TacoTuesdayEveryday"

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