16 Funny vehicle quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My dream car is a taco truck.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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