12 Funny vehicle quotes

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My dream car is a taco truck.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025