Funny quotes vehicle

14 Funny vehicle quotes

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

1 month ago

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

1 month ago

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

3 months ago

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

3 months ago

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

3 months ago

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

3 months ago

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

3 months ago

My dream car is a taco truck.

3 months ago

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

3 months ago

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

3 months ago

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

3 months ago

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

3 months ago

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

3 months ago

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

3 months ago