22 Funny vehicle quotes

• Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

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  6 days ago

  auto, auto start-stop, car, car feature, cars, complaint, driver, driver frustration, feature, frustration, humor, mandate, should, square, start-stop, technology, town, vehicle

• All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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  6 days ago

  before, breakup, country, country song, hear, humor, leaving, matter, only, self-driving, self-driving vehicle, song, time, truck, vehicle

• Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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  6 days ago

  ahead, back, competition, dad, driving, family, family trip, hard, hate, hour, humor, last, pass, passing, road, road trip, stopping, trip, vehicle

• I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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  7 days ago

  brights, car, Cybertruck, driving, hate, headlight, humor, i, joke, realize, Tesla, turn, vehicle

• My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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  1 week ago

  anti-theft, car, device, humor, joke, manual, safety, security, vehicle, vehicle security

• There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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  1 week ago

  accident, animals, buy, car, funny situation, giant, going, humor, humor about animals, new, situation, spider, unexpected, vehicle

• Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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  1 week ago

  car, car doctor, cause, crazy, doctor, having, humor, joke, maintenance, take, vehicle, vehicle maintenance

• Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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  1 week ago

  ability, asleep, fall, humor, moving, nap, never, sleep, travel, underestimate, vehicle

• I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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  1 week ago

  anyone, Cybertruck, empty, empty seat, humor, never, observation, passenger, seat, seen, tech, vehicle

• Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, distraction, hold, humor, me, officer, police, response, situation, song, step, vehicle

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