Funny video call quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

  Commentary:
  MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, the over-nodder strikes again! 🤦‍♂️💻 Maybe it's time to cut back on the virtual agreeing and throw in some jazz hands instead. 🙌😂 Stay strong, friend, you're not alone in the land of excessive nodding!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Zoom, the ultimate mirror for our virtual selves to admire while pretending to pay attention to others. 🤳💬 Who needs actual eye contact when you can have your own spectacular reflection staring back at you? 😂 #ZoomLife"

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