Funny villain quotes

"I need a movie where the villain actually won!" Have you tried watching the news?

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

McDonald's only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Today's politics make me think we're living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025