13 Funny villain quotes

• Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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• Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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  boundary, care, drawing, era, growth, healthy, healthy boundary, humor, just, people, people pleaser, personal, personal growth, pleaser, politely, recovering, recovery, self, self-care, villain, villain era

• Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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  beauty, chin, chin filler, cosmetic, everyone, filler, humor, lip, lip filler, real, villain

• I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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  always, darth, Darth Vader, ever, everywhere, hell, hero, humor, i, just, run, running, saunter, seen, sprint, style, vader, villain, walking, walking style

• Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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  animated, animated film, comedy, cooking, even, evil, film, food, hilarious, humor, just, misunderstanding, rat, Ratatouille, villain, want

• Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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  confession, courtroom, defense, era, honor, humor, i, incident, time, villain

• I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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  being, clown, comedy, conflict, humor, i, irony, mind, mine, perspective, relationship, story, villain

• “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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  actually, culture, entertainment, humor, i, irony, movie, need, news, pop, pop culture, reality, tried, villain, watching, where

• McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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  chicken, chicken nugget, chicken nuggets, comedy, disappointment, exaggeration, fast, fast food, food, giving, humor, McDonald’s, me, nugget, nuggets, only, origin, origin story, story, villain

• I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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  character, even, humor, i, irony, love, narrative, perspective, someone, story, tell, version, villain

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