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Funny villain quotes

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

4 days ago

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

3 months ago

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

3 months ago

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

3 months ago

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

3 months ago

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

3 months ago

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

3 months ago