98 Funny whole quotes

• Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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  3 months ago

  always, back, bed, bedtime, creature, humor, kid, night, parenting, sleep, thirstiest, times, whole, world

• Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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  3 months ago

  delay, distraction, humor, i, internet, just, laziness, need, procrastination, thing, whole, yes

• I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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  3 months ago

  ambition, clean, cleaning, house, humor, i, procrastination, thought, today, watch, whole, woman, YouTube

• I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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  3 months ago

  comedy, humor, joke, life, naturally, whole

• If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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  3 months ago

  conversation, humor, life, relationship, reply, sarcasm, whole, wit

• Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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  3 months ago

  absence, humor, intelligence, just, missing, people, screw, toolbox, whole

• This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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  3 months ago

  duration, humor, irony, living, question, thing, whole, work, working

• Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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  3 months ago

  eating, food, humor, i, labels, nutrition, section, thing, whole, whole thing

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