237 Funny why quotes

• Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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  advice, care, communication, confusion, everyone, humor, me, misunderstanding, phrase, take, take care, why

• Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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  age, animal, animals, crazy, family, funny question, humor, mom, older, only, question, why, year

• If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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  am, fear, Halloween, holiday, humor, i, joke, over, scare, scared, spooky, still, why

• Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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  AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, call, fauxtograph, generated, generated picture, humor, intelligence, joke, photography, picture, why, wordplay

• Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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  ancient, ancient Rome, eat, ever, food, humor, meal, paid, payment, properly, roman, Rome, salt, seasoning, understand, why

• I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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  2 months ago

  am, ask, communication, function, hate, humor, i, interaction, introvert, me, much, others, people, personality, quiet, rude, rudeness, social, social interaction, talk, talking, why

• Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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  acting, ask, asking, behavior, circus, clown, going, humor, keep, keeps, self-reflection, stop, why, yourself

• I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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  15, age, boredom, boring, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, nostalgia, old, time, why, youth

• As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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  12, adulting, aging, before, done, everything, humor, i, management, morning, needs, older, productivity, routine, time, time management, understanding, why

• The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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  3 months ago

  aging, alone, forest, humor, i, independence, lifestyle, lived, older, solitude, understand, why, witch, woods

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