15 Funny Windows quotes

• People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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  4 weeks ago

  apartment, apartment window, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, display, face, gratitude, holiday, holiday humor, humor, people, public, public display, put, service, street, thank, thank you, tree, trees, window, Windows

• I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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  2 months ago

  airflow, childhood, conversation, dad, family, father, home, humor, i, miss, opening, talking, ventilation, Windows

• My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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  2 months ago

  accident, animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, clumsiness, flying, humor, self-deprecating, spirit, spirit animal, unconscious, window, Windows

• Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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  2 months ago

  95, aging, brain, computer, feel, humor, i, mental, mental state, outdated, running, software, sometimes, state, still, system, technology, Windows, Windows 95

• Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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  2 months ago

  bad, car, cars, growing, growing up, humor, life, manual, me, nostalgia, please, roll, struggle, technology, tell, Windows

• When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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  2 months ago

  along, before, close, door, doors, humor, inspirational, irony, lock, prevention, security, window, Windows

• First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, date, first date, funny idea, humor, i, idea, looking, me, rescue, situation, stuck, tree, window, Windows

• I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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  2 months ago

  around, brain, brain cell, cell, head, humor, i, joke, left, mental, movement, moves, screensaver, Windows

• I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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  2 months ago

  animals, boar, glad, humor, imagination, imagine, insects, knocking, light, nature, only, time, wild, wild boar, Windows

• The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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  2 months ago

  big, council, eyes, front, garden, humor, mouth, mustache, pothole, should, something, soul, Windows

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