12 Funny Windows quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your dad was the original HVAC influencer! 😂🌬️🤷‍♂️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's had their fair share of inspo-overload! 🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Just imagine a herd of motivational quotes marching in through the window… Yikes! 🔒🚪 #SafetyFirst"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

  Commentary:
  🌳👀 How about we skip the small talk and go straight for the adrenaline rush? First date idea: you rescue me from the tree I got stuck in while attempting to be your friendly neighborhood spy! 🕵️‍♂️ Trust me, this unique experience will create a bond like no other! 😉 #RomanceInTheTrees

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your brain is holding on for dear life! 🧠💨 Don't worry, at least it's providing some entertainment with that screensaver action. Maybe try restarting to see if that brain cell finds its way home! 🔄😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for light's selective seduction skills! Can you imagine the chaos of having boars trying to RSVP to your next dinner party through the windows? 🐷🕯️ #OnlyInMyNightmares"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eyes shining bright like glittering windows to the soul 💫… but oh my! That robust mustache proclaiming 'welcome to the front garden' 🌳… and that big pothole of a mouth crying out for some city council intervention 🚧! A charming mix of character traits indeed! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the neighborhood peeping Toms are slacking off these days! Maybe they're too busy binge-watching Netflix to appreciate your sparkling windows 🪟👀 #NeighborhoodNeglect"

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