I’m tired of things costing money.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Sane is boring.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.