No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! 🪐💃😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account. (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good. Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting. Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help? Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.