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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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"Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but carrying the end of a CVS receipt? Now that's a whole new level of commitment! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿงพ #bridesmaidgoals #receiptduty"



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