A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years. I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping. I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.