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There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.
I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.
I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.
I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.
“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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3 months ago
Share →: Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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"Ah, the infamous 'Hey everyone watch this!' clause – the universal signal for impending chaos and potential disaster at the pool. It's like a siren call for lifeguards to brace themselves and for spectators to prepare for some quality entertainment. Remember, folks, the only thing you should be showing off at the pool is your impeccable cannonball form!"
3 months ago
Share →: Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Ah, the classic holiday dilemma: trading one mess for another in the name of festive cheer! Who needs a spotless house when you can have a beautifully chaotic display of holiday decorations instead? It's the perfect excuse to put off cleaning and embrace the merry madness of the season!
3 months ago
Share →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life's mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of "sitting outside just to sit outside" – it's the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment
3 months ago
Share →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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"Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful
3 months ago
Share →: Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals
3 months ago
Share →: If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Absolutely! 👷‍♂️🧹

"Does Sisyphus like his boulder? Well, I suppose he must find it quite the 'rock-solid' companion! Just like how I find cleaning remarkably thrilling… 😅💪"
4 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Commentary:
🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
4 months ago
Share →: For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Commentary:
"Who said women can't multitask? Celebrating #InternationalWomensDay while testing out my parallel parking skills! 🚗💁‍♀️ #GirlPower #WatchOutForThoseCurbs"
4 months ago
Share →: Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Commentary:
🌄☕️🍸💀

"Good morning only to those who fancy themselves as duelists at dawn, sommeliers at dusk, and ghosts of love affairs in between. May your day be as dramatic as your lifestyle choices! 😄🎭"