56 Funny addiction quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be sober when you don't even enjoy your own company is like a one-person party with no snacks 🎉🚫🍕 #SelfLoveStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m addicted to placebos.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of mind over matter happening here! 💊😄 Who needs the real deal when you can get your fix from good ol' placebos, am I right? It's all about that placebo effect magic! ✨🧠 #PlaceboPower

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I think my soulmate might be carbs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a soulmate when you have carbs to fulfill your every craving 🍟🍕🥨? Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a warm loaf of bread waiting for you? Carbs truly are the way to your heart (and stomach)! 💖 #CarbLife"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

  Commentary:
  "Day 12 without chocolate: I didn't know my left eye could even hear, let alone choose to go on strike over chocolate! Must be holding out for the good stuff."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to quit vaping? 🚭 Why not trade in those clouds for some musical tunes with a harmonica? 🎶 Who knew kicking a bad habit could sound so jazzy! 🎷😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic gateway to addiction: feeling good. 🤣 Just remember, everything in moderation… especially feeling good! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mix-up! 😅 Looks like we've stumbled onto a new self-help trend. Remember folks, if you want to recover, first get addicted! 🔄🙌 #Oops #LifeAdvice"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

  Commentary:
  Well, if only a sprinkle of self-control was as potent as a dash of salt 🧂 to stop these cravings! Maybe we can find solace in a bottomless pit of chocolate 🍫 or escape to an alternate reality where all wishes are granted by a magical pizza 🍕! Alas, the struggle of desire persists, leaving us searching for that elusive elixir of satisfaction! 🤔✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs crack when you can get your daily fix of legal and tasty coffee? ☕️😂 Just be careful not to overdo it or you might end up bouncing off the walls like you're on something stronger! 💥☕️😜"

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