If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's setting the bar 🍺🔝 pretty high for drinking anecdotes! 🚓😂 So, who's ready to dial 911 for a good time? 🚨🥂 #DrunkAndDisorderly"

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, when hiking in bear country, it's always good to have options! 🐻🌲 Just make sure your group includes some fast runners! 😉"

My passport probably thinks I'm in prison.

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Commentary:
"Oh, the adventures my passport was expecting… only to end up confined within the walls of boredom and routine! 🌏🛂 #PassportProbz #LockedUpButNotLockedDown"

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a family road trip: where the scenic views are as beautiful as the chaos inside the car 🚗👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It's the ultimate test of love and survival skills… because let's face it, surviving a road trip with your in-laws is a true relationship milestone! 🤪💔 #FamilyRoadTripDrama"

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Commentary:
"Embarking on questionable decisions might just lead to unforgettable memories! 🤪 Just remember: a bad idea can sometimes make the best stories to tell later on! 🌟😜"

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is on an impromptu journey to the land of flying monkeys and emerald cities! 🌪️✈️ Better stay out of their way or you might end up with a house on your head! 🏠😂 #WindyDayAntics

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Commentary:
"Who needs a comfort zone when you can be the ultimate pusher of boundaries? 😂✈️ #JobGoals #AdventureTime"

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Commentary:
"Ah, Australia – where the wildlife is extra adventurous and the outback feels like a real-life game of Jumanji! 🦘🐍🕷️ Better watch out for those kangaroos rolling the dice next! 🎲 #WildDownUnder"

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Commentary:
Oh, that's a real eye-opener! 🪂🤣 Looks like some people are just meant to keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they can try skygazing instead! ☁️✨ #BetterSafeThanSorry

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of parents underestimating our biking prowess! 🚲😄 Maybe it's better they never found out about that epic adventure to the next town and back. Keeps the mystery alive! 😂#ChildhoodRebel"