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5 months ago
Share →: The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Commentary:
Looks like someone misunderstood the assignment! 🌍😆 Maybe they were looking for a spiritual experience of a different kind…or maybe just a cozy night in bed? Either way, talk about a communication breakdown! #LostInTranslation
5 months ago
Share →: One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Commentary:
Sounds like they wanted a taste of the great outdoors but ended up with a front-row seat to a survival thriller instead! 🏕️🐻😅 Let's hope they don't get any ideas about bear encounters during their next camping trip!
5 months ago
Share →: I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you have a passport to keep tabs on? Passport-checking: the latest travel workout trend! 💼✈️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Commentary:
"Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"
5 months ago
Share →: Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"
5 months ago
Share →: My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring 401(k) when you've got a treasure map and a sense of adventure?! 🗺️💰 Retirement goals set to 'X marks the spot' level! ⛏️✨#PirateLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Commentary:
"Stick with me and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride – straight to the land of questionable decisions and detours! 🎢😅 Buckle up, you're in for a wild (and possibly questionable) adventure! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Commentary:
"Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Commentary:
"Life lesson: Cacti are like that one sassy friend you can't resist poking, despite knowing you'll get pricked every time. 🌵😂 #ouchandaslapofhumor"
5 months ago
Share →: You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you're ready to take the 'mug' in 'mugshot' a bit too literally! 🤪📸 Time to show the world our 'arresting' personalities, eh? 😂 #UnhingedAndProud"