18 Funny airport quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless dad skill of airport speed-walking, leading the family caravan to victory one step at a time! 🚶‍♂️💨 It's not a race, but hey, winning never hurts! 😄 #DadGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of naming an airport after JFK when it can feel more like a warzone of stress and delays sometimes! 💆‍♂️🛫 Maybe they should rename it TSA – "Trying to Survive Airport"! 😆 #TravelWoes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

  Commentary:
  "Forgot my boarding pass, but apparently, the kids have it covered with their thorough bag checks and interrogation skills! 🛃✈️ #ParentingAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

  Commentary:
  "🛒✈️ Seriously, does buying a pack of gum come with a boarding pass now? Stay tuned for the next announcement reminding you not to leave your sense of humor at the security checkpoint! 😂 #InflightShopping"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the airport ambience: a delightful blend of jet fuel, baggage carousel chaos, and the symphony of coughing passengers 🛫💨🤧 It’s like a live concert where everyone is a soloist with their own soundtrack of germs! 🎶😷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

  Commentary:
  "Need to shed some pounds for summer? No problem! Just sneak those extra snacks into your luggage at the airport and voilà – instant weight loss, guaranteed! 🧳✈️ Say goodbye to those pesky pounds, bon voyage!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

  Commentary:
  "If craziness could fly, some people would need a whole fleet of airports just to contain them! 🛫😜✈️"

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