28 Funny alien quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

  Commentary:
  Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

  Commentary:
  "Uh oh, don't want those aliens to think we're part of the craziness happening on Earth! 🌍👽 Better keep our intergalactic street cred intact, am I right? 😂 #EmbarrassingPlanetProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

  Commentary:
  "Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

  Commentary:
  "Who knows, maybe the zombies are just misunderstood romantics searching for their soulmates, or the aliens could be intergalactic matchmakers on a mission to find you love! 👽💖🧟‍♂️ Never say never when it comes to cosmic love connections!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: These aliens are taking forever.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the aliens are on planet Earth time 🌍⏰! Maybe they're just trying to find a parking spot for their UFO 🛸🅿️. Patience is key when dealing with intergalactic travelers, after all! 👽✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

  Commentary:
  "Me to alien: Don't worry, blending in is an art form I have *almost* perfected! 👽🕵️‍♂️ #MasterOfDisguise"

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