Funny quotes answer

25 Funny answer quotes

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

3 weeks ago

If love is the answer then what was the question?

3 months ago

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

3 months ago

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

3 months ago

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

3 months ago

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

3 months ago

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

3 months ago

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

3 months ago

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

3 months ago

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

3 months ago

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

3 months ago

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

3 months ago

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

3 months ago

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

3 months ago

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

3 months ago

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

3 months ago

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

3 months ago

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

3 months ago

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

3 months ago

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

3 months ago

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

3 months ago

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

3 months ago

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

3 months ago

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

3 months ago

Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

3 months ago