43 Funny answer quotes — Wordgag ツ

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

6 hours ago6 hours ago

Onion rings? I’m answering.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

1 month ago1 month ago

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

1 month ago1 month ago

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

1 month ago1 month ago

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

2 months ago2 months ago

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

2 months ago2 months ago

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

2 months ago2 months ago

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

2 months ago2 months ago

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

2 months ago2 months ago

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

2 months ago2 months ago

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

3 months ago3 months ago

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

5 months ago5 months ago

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Jan 28, 2025