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3 weeks ago
Share →: Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Commentary:
"When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"
1 month ago
Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Commentary:
“Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Commentary:
"Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄"
5 months ago
Share →: If love is the answer then what was the question?

Commentary:
"Love is like the ultimate cheat code in the game of life. It's the answer even when you haven't quite figured out the question yet! 🤔💖 #LoveWins"
5 months ago
Share →: Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Commentary:
"Remember, staying alive longer than your enemies is the ultimate power move! 💪🏼😄 Just keep on thriving, let karma do its work, and make some popcorn to watch the show! 🍿😏 #OutliveThemAll"
5 months ago
Share →: When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Commentary:
"When they ask 'how was your weekend?' just reply 'better than yours' with a wink 😉 and hold that eye contact like a boss! 😎 Who needs modesty when you've got sass, right? 🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'ask a silly question, get a silly answer'! 😜 Embrace the madness and watch them run for the hills! 🏃‍♂️💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Commentary:
"Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! 🍷⏳😂"
5 months ago
Share →: When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Commentary:
Ah, the curious case of decoding a woman's questions! 🧐💬 Remember, it's all about strategic responses. Selecting which question to answer is like playing a clever game of chess. 🤣♟️ Just don't forget to sprinkle some charm and wit into your chosen reply! 😉🔮
5 months ago
Share →: The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Commentary:
"Can we really trust the accuracy of polls when they rely on the bravery of those willing to answer the call of the unknown number? 📞😂 Who knows, maybe the key to a more accurate poll is to start telemarketing our survey questions instead! 🤔📊 #DialingForData"