31 Funny answer quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

  Commentary:
  LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷‍♂️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

  Commentary:
  Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

  Commentary:
  "Unless mosquitoes have started paying rent, my campsite is staying strictly imaginary! 🏕️🤷‍♂️😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

  Commentary:
  "Huh? Oh wait, my brain just woke up! 😂🔄#BrainLag"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! 🤔 But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? 🌈😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If love is the answer then what was the question?

  Commentary:
  "Love is like the ultimate cheat code in the game of life. It's the answer even when you haven't quite figured out the question yet! 🤔💖 #LoveWins"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, staying alive longer than your enemies is the ultimate power move! 💪🏼😄 Just keep on thriving, let karma do its work, and make some popcorn to watch the show! 🍿😏 #OutliveThemAll"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

  Commentary:
  "When they ask 'how was your weekend?' just reply 'better than yours' with a wink 😉 and hold that eye contact like a boss! 😎 Who needs modesty when you've got sass, right? 🤷‍♂️"

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