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33 Funny apple quotes

Funny apple quotes 🍎🍏 bring a juicy twist of humor to everyone’s favorite fruit! Whether you’re biting into a crisp snack or just love a clever pun, these witty lines will brighten your day and keep you smiling 😄. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a splash of fun to your feed, get ready to chuckle and appreciate apples in a whole new way! 🍏😂🍎

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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