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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Going viral on Reddit:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Reported on Snapchat:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Just shared via TikTok:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Going viral on Messenger:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Just shared via Telegram:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Just landed via Slack:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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114 Funny attitude quotes

Funny attitude quotes offer a humorous take on the bold and sassy side of life. 😎😂 From witty observations about confidence to playful jabs at strong personalities, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of having a distinct attitude. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in expressing yourself with flair! 😆💁‍♂️

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Share →: At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Commentary:
Therapist: "How are you today?"
Me: "Let's not sweat the small stuff. Or the big stuff. 😂🤷‍♂️🛋️"
15 hours ago
Share →: Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Mondays are just Fridays in disguise with a bad attitude! 🙃😤📅
2 days ago
Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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When that "I’m sorry" hits harder than your toughest pose 😂💔 #GangsterLife ✌️
2 days ago
Share →: If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Commentary:
Looks like we're all out of reminders—moving on to happier vibes! 🚀😄✌️
3 days ago
Share →: Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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Looks like they've got a PhD in judging by covers 📚🔍😂
3 days ago
Share →: Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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When you see a sweet girl transform into a spicy dragon, just remember: it takes two wings to fly and one push to unleash the beast! 🐉😇➡️🔥
4 days ago
Share →: I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄
5 days ago
Share →: Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Another rule? Just call me the "Rule-ette"! 😜🚦💥
6 days ago
Share →: I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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Guess we're all just failing to impress each other here 🎭🚫🤷‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Commentary:
Time travel in progress—Catch me stuck in Tuesday! 🚀⏳😅

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Making waves on Reddit:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Trending via Messenger:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Just landed via Reddit:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Going viral on Twitch:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Reported on YouTube:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Trending via Discord:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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