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39 Funny attitude quotes

Funny attitude quotes offer a humorous take on the bold and sassy side of life. 😎😂 From witty observations about confidence to playful jabs at strong personalities, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of having a distinct attitude. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in expressing yourself with flair! 😆💁‍♂️

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

2 weeks ago

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

3 weeks ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

1 month ago

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

1 month ago

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

1 month ago

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

1 month ago

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

1 month ago

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

1 month ago

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

1 month ago

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

2 months ago

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

3 months ago

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

3 months ago

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

3 months ago

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

3 months ago

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

3 months ago

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

3 months ago

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

3 months ago

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

3 months ago

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

3 months ago

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

3 months ago