79 Funny attitude quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  😴✌️ "May your middle finger rest well for a full day's work tomorrow! It's hard being a hand star! 😆💪"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

  Commentary:
  😄🌞 "Good morning! If you hear crickets, you're on my nerves list. 😂🦗"

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! 🎨🤣💥"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly perfecting my 'drop it like it's lukewarm' technique! 😅🔥🍕"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

  Commentary:
  "When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ugh, but profoundly.

  Commentary:
  "When you agree to go out but you're already in your pajamas: Ugh, but profoundly. 🙄😂🛌"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like she's the CEO of Mind My Own Business Inc. 😎🚀 #Unstoppable #YouDoYou"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

  Commentary:
  "Thinking clearly? That sounds like a premium feature I forgot to upgrade to! 😂🤔💭"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

  Commentary:
  "Friday: When calories and responsibilities magically disappear! 🍩🎉 #HelloWeekend"

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