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5 months ago
Share →: When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, when you've got that sizzling chemistry with someone, it makes everyone else seem as exciting as plain toast 🍞💤. It's like having a gourmet meal and then being offered a packet of saltines. Chemistry: 1, Everyone else: 0 😂🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Commentary:
"Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a demon obsessed with you? 😈💕 Just make sure they don't get possessive…literally! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Commentary:
"Flirting, schmirting – it's just me spreading the love with some bonus charm for those blessed with extra attractiveness! 😉💁‍♂️ After all, why be regular nice when you can be extra nice? 💫😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Commentary:
"Oh, don't mind me, I'm just here serving up some top-notch humor with a side of charisma! 😏 Who knew being funny could be so dangerously charming? 😉 #JustKiddingNotReally"
5 months ago
Share →: Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Commentary:
"Women are like spicy peppers 🌶️ – hot and bold, but sometimes they bring tears to your eyes! 😂 #Can'tHaveItAll"
5 months ago
Share →: Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Commentary:
Flirting: Level Expert 💁‍♂️
Flirting with someone you like: Suddenly forget how to human 🙈💔
Who knew swooning could come with a side of clumsiness… 😂✨
6 months ago
Share →: When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between appreciating the fancy attire and eagerly awaiting its swift removal 🤭💃🚀 #FashionVsDesire"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Commentary:
Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! 🕵️‍♀️🔍 Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? 😄💘 Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! 📚🔓 #CrushInvestigation
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic catch-22 of reaching your 50s: you finally have the confidence and maturity to know your worth, but now nobody seems to be interested in matching your fabulous vibe! 🙈 Looks like it's time to embrace the solo adventure of self-love and Netflix binges – who needs a partner when you've got your own perfect company, right? 💁‍♂️ #FabulousAt50s 🎉
6 months ago
Share →: My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got the recipe for a botastic milkshake! 🤖🥤 Just remember, be careful not to overload the yard with too many bots – you don't want them to start a dance-off over who has the best circuits! 💃🤖🕺