Funny August quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

  Commentary:
  🎄🍔🍟 "Don't blame the holidays for that extra serving of pie – you were already rocking that 'summer bod' in August! Maybe your beach towel needed a little more loving than your salad bowl 🤷‍♂️🤣 #HolidayFeastFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

  Commentary:
  "August babies unite! 🎉 Leotard, the audacity! How dare they try to confine our free-spirited August energy with such a word 😂🦁 #AugustPride"

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