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Funny August quotes

Funny August quotes bring the heat with laughter and sunny vibes β˜€οΈπŸ˜‚! Whether you’re soaking up the last days of summer or dreaming of cool breezes, these witty and playful lines will keep your mood bright and your smile wide 🌻😎. Get ready to add some sass and sunshine to your feed, because August just got a whole lot funnier! 🌴🌞✨

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Posted on6 months ago

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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