Funny August quotes

Funny August quotes bring the heat with laughter and sunny vibes ☀️😂! Whether you’re soaking up the last days of summer or dreaming of cool breezes, these witty and playful lines will keep your mood bright and your smile wide 🌻😎. Get ready to add some sass and sunshine to your feed, because August just got a whole lot funnier! 🌴🌞✨

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney"

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Commentary:
🎄🍔🍟 "Don't blame the holidays for that extra serving of pie – you were already rocking that 'summer bod' in August! Maybe your beach towel needed a little more loving than your salad bowl 🤷‍♂️🤣 #HolidayFeastFail"

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Commentary:
"August babies unite! 🎉 Leotard, the audacity! How dare they try to confine our free-spirited August energy with such a word 😂🦁 #AugustPride"

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Commentary:
August left so fast, it almost forgot its sunscreen! 😎🏃‍♂️🌞👋

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Commentary:
Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! 🎃🎄🍾🏖️ Time travel, anyone?

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Commentary:
When the calendar switches to late August, my shorts start whispering their goodbye speeches. 🍂😢👖

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Commentary:
Must be nice to have a summer vacation that's longer than my New Year's resolutions! 🌞💼🏖️

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

Commentary:
August is summer saying, "I'm still here," while fall is peeking through like, "Are you done yet?" 🍂☀️

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Commentary:
August really is a shape-shifter! 😎🦇 One minute we're sunbathing, the next we're carving pumpkins in flip-flops! 🎃👻

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