Funny authentication quotes

• Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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  5 days ago

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• No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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  2 months ago

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• Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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  2 months ago

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• Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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  2 months ago

  authentication, birth, birth control, condom, control, humor, joke, protection, relationship, safety, two-factor, two-factor authentication

• Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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  2 months ago

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• Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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  3 months ago

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• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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  3 months ago

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• A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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  5 months ago

  authentication, frustration, humor, me, poorly, request, security, stress, technology, thing, timing, two-factor, two-factor authentication

• I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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  5 months ago

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