Funny autumn quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

  Commentary:
  Ah, autumn – the season of cozy perfection! 🍂🍵 Nothing quite like summer, but with a touch of warmth and comfort wrapped around you like a snuggly blanket. It's like adding a cozy upgrade to your movie-watching game! 🎥✨ So grab that tea, that blanket, and queue up those movies – it's time to autumn-away in style! 🍁💖

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fall equinox: the perfect excuse to blame the changing season for our moody behavior! 🍂❄️ Embracing our inner darkness while blaming it on the stars? Brilliant move, my friend, embrace the chill vibes and mysterious aura! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers 🐿️👶. It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! 🍂😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

  Commentary:
  Looks like in autumn, men are holding on to those summer vibes like a hot potato 🥵, while women have already pulled out their winter coats and are sipping on pumpkin spice lattes in style ❄️☕️. It's all about that seasonal transition struggle! 🍂💁‍♂️💁‍♀️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

  Commentary:
  🎃🍂 "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! 😄☕ #ClimateChangeDilemma"

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