12 Funny autumn quotes

• Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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• Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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• In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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• In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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• Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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• Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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• Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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• Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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• October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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• My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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