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100 Funny better quotes

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

3 months ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

Double chins are better than double faces.

3 months ago

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

3 months ago

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

3 months ago

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

3 months ago

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

3 months ago

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

3 months ago

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

3 months ago

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

3 months ago

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

3 months ago

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

3 months ago

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

3 months ago

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

3 months ago

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

3 months ago

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

3 months ago

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

3 months ago

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

3 months ago

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

3 months ago

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

3 months ago