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Funny blanket quotes

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025