17 Funny blanket quotes

• Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

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  1 month ago

  bad, blanket, comfort, cozy, happen, humor, just, nothing, protection, remember, safety, under, while

• Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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  2 months ago

  bed, blanket, blankets, book, books, care, cozy, forget, girl, hot, hot girl summer, layers, laying, reading, relaxation, rot, rot girl summer, self, self-care, soft, summer, under

• I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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  2 months ago

  blanket, call, couch, dream, friend, friends, human, human blanket, i, lifelong, lifelong dream, nap, napping, still

• We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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  2 months ago

  blanket, comfort, couch, cozy, family, humor, indoor, laziness, matter, person, using, weather

• Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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  2 months ago

  animal, blanket, cage, enough, humor, okay, over, put, sarcasm, seen, someone

• Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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  2 months ago

  advice, blanket, funny advice, humor, mattress, money, savings, sleep, sleeping, weighted, weighted blanket

• A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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  2 months ago

  blanket, comfort, compression, enough, humor, i, need, relaxation, relief, stress, stress relief, today, weighted, weighted blanket, zip-file

• I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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  2 months ago

  blanket, comfort, form, human, human form, humor, i, preferences, relaxation, weighted, weighted blanket

• What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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  2 months ago

  activity, blanket, blanket fort, childhood, fort, fun, fun activity, humor, imagination, privacy, safe, safe space, secret, space

• I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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  2 months ago

  bed, blanket, comfort, humor, i, laziness, let, me, morning, need, sleep, struggle, weighted, weighted blanket

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