I’ve been blocked by better.

I’ve been blocked by better.

Commentary:
"Oh, getting blocked is just another day in the Twitterverse 🤷‍♂️ No worries, I've been blocked by better! 💁‍♀️😂 #BlockGameStrong"

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Commentary:
Navigating the world of relationships these days is like trying to solve a riddle 🤔 Are they single single, with a side of drama single, social media blocking single, or just playing mind games single? It's a modern dating mystery, folks! 🕵️‍♀️💔 #RelationshipStatusWoes

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Commentary:
"Whoever said spelling doesn't matter clearly hasn't been blocked after making corrections! 🚫🤓 Embrace the power of the delete button, folks! 💥😂"

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Commentary:
🤣🔒 "Looks like this gang has a strict 'No Outsiders' policy! If you aren't on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals"

Told someone I’m as "single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito" and they blocked me immediately.

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Commentary:
Oh, looks like that person couldn't handle your snack-tastic personality! 🤭🍟 Stay fabulous and remember, not everyone can handle the combination of being as single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito! 😂 #TooCoolToHandle