13 Funny blocked quotes

• Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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  2 months ago

  big, big sexy, block, blocked, humor, insult, just, media, people, person, playful, sexy, social, social media, ugly, ugly person

• Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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  2 months ago

  ask, awkward, blocked, comedy, couch, courage, humor, i, imagine, me, playful, quirky, rejection, relationship, under, unexpected, why

• I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bed, blocked, confidence, dating, humor, media, never, rejection, relationships, sarcasm, self-esteem, social, social media, told, unfriended

• When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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  2 months ago

  blocked, blocking, digital, digital life, good, humor, i, life, list, media, mood, prisoners, release, social, social media

• To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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  2 months ago

  block, blocked, digital, interaction, love, online, perception, relationships, seen, social, social interaction, visibility

• Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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  2 months ago

  appreciate, appreciation, blocked, blocked nose, breathing, having, health, humor, irony, life, nose, perspective, things

• Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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  2 months ago

  bad, blocked, break up, breakup, gaming, Go, humor, me, Pokémon, relationship

• I’ve been blocked by better.

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  2 months ago

  better, block, blocked, humor, sarcasm, self-deprecation, witty

• You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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  2 months ago

  ask, blocked, dating, head, humor, just, mad, partner, people, relationships, single

• Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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  2 months ago

  blocked, blocking, correcting, correction, great, humor, irony, just, media, mistakes, satisfaction, social, social media, someone, spelling

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