Funny blocked quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ol' digital paradox: getting blocked means you're finally in the spotlight, and unexpected love might just be a click away! 💻❤️🚫
  Remember, sometimes being "blocked" is life's quirky way of saying, "Hey, you're too awesome for my inbox!" 😎✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? 🤧 Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! 😂 #BlockedNoseStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they took the phrase "gotta catch 'em all" a bit too seriously! 😂🚫 Looks like their relationship was Super Effective against their Pokémon Go friendship! Gotta move on to find that shiny new partner in the tall grass of love! 🌿❤️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been blocked by better.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, getting blocked is just another day in the Twitterverse 🤷‍♂️ No worries, I've been blocked by better! 💁‍♀️😂 #BlockGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

  Commentary:
  Navigating the world of relationships these days is like trying to solve a riddle 🤔 Are they single single, with a side of drama single, social media blocking single, or just playing mind games single? It's a modern dating mystery, folks! 🕵️‍♀️💔 #RelationshipStatusWoes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said spelling doesn't matter clearly hasn't been blocked after making corrections! 🚫🤓 Embrace the power of the delete button, folks! 💥😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

  Commentary:
  🤣🔒 "Looks like this gang has a strict 'No Outsiders' policy! If you aren't on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

  Commentary:
  Oh, looks like that person couldn't handle your snack-tastic personality! 🤭🍟 Stay fabulous and remember, not everyone can handle the combination of being as single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito! 😂 #TooCoolToHandle

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