20 Funny bottom quotes

• Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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  2 months ago

  after, bottom, career, geologist, hitting, humor, motivation, pun, resume, rock, rock bottom, self-improvement

• Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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  2 months ago

  bag, bottom, company, design, flaw, flour, humor, packaging, paper, paper bag, product, product flaw, seal, sell

• Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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  2 months ago

  bottom, coffee, food, free, free sandwich, give, hit, hitting, hitting bottom, humor, i, life, life struggles, me, rock, rock bottom, sandwich, should, struggles

• Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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  2 months ago

  ain’t, bottom, humor, irony, persistence, self-deprecation, shit, still, struggle

• You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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  2 months ago

  advice, bottom, conversation, humor, introduce, introduction, lip, should, shut, shut up, upper

• Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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  2 months ago

  after, anatomy, animal, around, baby, birth, bottom, centaur, ever, flop, half, humor, imagination, start, thought, top, walking

• It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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  2 months ago

  actually, around, bottom, humor, life, middle, perspective, realization, realize, rock, rock bottom, rock middle, somewhere, thought, weird

• I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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  2 months ago

  after, bottom, dance, humor, hurt, i, injury, office, party, shaking, twerk, workplace

• My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, bed, bottom, favorite, Godfather, guy, half, horse, humor, mafia, movie, movie scene, scene, scream, screams, stolen

• Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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  2 months ago

  bottom, ever, heart, honesty, humor, i, insulting, irony, mean, should, sincerity

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