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Funny bottom quotes are the perfect way to add a cheeky twist to your day 🍑😂 Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a giggle with friends, these witty lines bring humor straight to your behind! From clever puns to playful jabs, get ready to smile, laugh, and maybe even blush a little 😜💬 Let’s dive into the silliest, most entertaining takes on everyone’s favorite topic!

New funny bottom quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Commentary:
Rolling with style from the basement to the bottom floor! 😂📉⬇️
1 week ago
Share →: Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Commentary:
"Finally, a workout plan that includes sweeping the kitchen floor! 💪🧹😅"
4 months ago
Share →: Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
4 months ago
Share →: Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your journey from the bottom! 😂 Keep aiming high, you'll get there eventually! 🚀 #PerseveranceGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Commentary:
👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips
6 months ago
Share →: Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of centaur infants – born with a split personality! 🐴👶 Just imagine the chaos as the bipedal bottom half goes trotting off while the upper half is just trying to figure out this whole "neck control" thing. It's a literal case of "getting your legs under you!" 🤣 #CentaursGotCentaurProblems
6 months ago
Share →: It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Commentary:
"Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like you really put your backside into it at the office party! 💃🤕 Better stretch those glutes next time to avoid a "twerk-place injury" situation again! 🍑😄
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Commentary:
Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia! 🐎💼 Bet that guy wasn't expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 🤣 #MafiaMagic #HorseWhispererGoneWrong
6 months ago
Share →: Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect excuse for cheeky comments and sassy comebacks! 😈💬 After all, why insult with just any part of your heart when you can go straight for the bottom? 🙊💔 Just remember to sprinkle some love in there too! ❤️😜"