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14 Funny bottom quotes

Started from the bottom and I'm still ain't shit.

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025
Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
It's weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025