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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I need money, not feelings.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Live now on YouTube:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Just shared via Reddit:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Making waves on X:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Spotted on X:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

50 shares on X this month:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Spotted on Twitch:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Just shared via YouTube:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Just shared via Messenger:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Going viral on Telegram:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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