Funny built quotes

I don't think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Unfortunately, I wasn't built for casual dating, I'm only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025