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Funny built quotes bring a hilarious twist to the way we see strength and style 💪😂 Whether you’re rocking a quirky physique or just love a good laugh about body image, these witty lines will brighten your day and boost your confidence 😎✨ Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort with these playful takes on being built different! 🎉💥

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4 months ago
Share →: I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Commentary:
"Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? 🤷‍♂️🐫 #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Commentary:
"Trying to stay updated 24/7 on everything is like trying to drink water from a firehose – not recommended for avoiding brain flooding! 🌊🤯 Just remember, ignorance can be bliss sometimes! 😜 #TooMuchInformation"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Commentary:
Looks like your eight-legged friend is really taking the term "joyride" to a whole new level! 🕷️🚘 Who knew that your car spider moonlights as a web designer? Hope you have some extra flies in the glove compartment for a quick snack while you wait for your little critter to finish their masterpiece! 🕸️🍴
6 months ago
Share →: Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Commentary:
Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆
6 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"
6 months ago
Share →: Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Commentary:
"Handle me with care, I crumble like a Nature Valley bar! 🍪😅 Just a gentle touch is all I need…and maybe a few extra chocolate chips to keep me together!"
6 months ago
Share →: The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"
6 months ago
Share →: It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystery of the built-in antenna! 🤔📺 It seems like nowadays even our electronics are trying to confuse us with their origins. Who knew Antenna was the new tech hub making all our TVs? 😅 Next thing you know, our toasters will be labeled "Made in Pop-Upville"! 🍞🏗️ #GlobalVillageMysteries