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Funny built quotes bring a hilarious twist to the way we see strength and style 💪😂 Whether you’re rocking a quirky physique or just love a good laugh about body image, these witty lines will brighten your day and boost your confidence 😎✨ Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort with these playful takes on being built different! 🎉💥

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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