Commentary:
Looks like your eight-legged friend is really taking the term "joyride" to a whole new level! 🕷️🚘 Who knew that your car spider moonlights as a web designer? Hope you have some extra flies in the glove compartment for a quick snack while you wait for your little critter to finish their masterpiece! 🕸️🍴
Funny built quotes
Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.
Commentary:
Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆
Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"
Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.
Commentary:
"Handle me with care, I crumble like a Nature Valley bar! 🍪😅 Just a gentle touch is all I need…and maybe a few extra chocolate chips to keep me together!"
The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.
Commentary:
"Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"
It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.
Commentary:
Ah, the mystery of the built-in antenna! 🤔📺 It seems like nowadays even our electronics are trying to confuse us with their origins. Who knew Antenna was the new tech hub making all our TVs? 😅 Next thing you know, our toasters will be labeled "Made in Pop-Upville"! 🍞🏗️ #GlobalVillageMysteries