Funny quotes built

Funny built quotes

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

2 weeks ago

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

2 months ago

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

2 months ago

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

3 months ago

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

3 months ago

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

3 months ago

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

3 months ago

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

3 months ago

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

3 months ago