26 Funny buying quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

  Commentary:
  "Getting a new phone these days is like taking your old phone to a fancy salon for a makeover, only to realize it's still the same old chatty, needy device underneath all that glitz and glam 💇📱💅 #PhoneMakeoverGoneWrong"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

  Commentary:
  🍌🍊🍎 "When life gives you lemons, the bank questions your entire existence for buying fruit. Watch out, next time they might suspect you're laundering grapes! 🍇💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! 🤓 New glasses incoming, so prepare for a serious downgrade in your attractiveness levels! 😂 Time to recalibrate those standards! 👓😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of justifying unnecessary purchases with more unnecessary purchases! 🛍️ Who needs logic when you have retail therapy, am I right? 😅💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs comedy when you have the suspense of shopping for toothpaste? 😱 Don't let those sneaky minty flavors trick you – choose wisely or face the consequences! 😬 #ToothpasteTerror"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the eternal struggle of snack-deprivation vs snack-cravings! 🍿🍫 It's like a vicious cycle of snacking regrets and snackless despair! 😂 The snack struggle is real, my friend! Stay strong in the face of snack temptation! 💪🏼 #SnackAttack"

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