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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Just landed via Slack:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Making waves on X:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Going viral on Slack:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Just landed via Instagram:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

27 Funny camera quotes

Funny camera quotes 📸 bring a smile to every shutterbug’s face! Whether you’re snapping selfies 🤳 or capturing candid moments, a little humor adds extra sparkle ✨ to your photography journey. Ready to laugh, click, and share some witty vibes? Let’s dive into the lighter side of lenses and memories! 😄📷

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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2 months ago

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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2 months ago

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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2 months ago

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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47 shares on Telegram this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

85 shares on X this month:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

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Funny Quotes Images

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Just shared via Reddit:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Seen just now on Messenger:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Just landed via X:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Trending via Slack:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Just landed via WeChat:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Shared recently on TikTok:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Just landed via Instagram:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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