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Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Seen just now on Threads:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Seen just now on X:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Just shared via Slack:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Going viral on TikTok:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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24 shares on Pinterest this month:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Trending via X:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Trending via TikTok:

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

Just landed via Slack:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Just landed via Slack:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Making waves on Instagram:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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