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Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Spotted on Messenger:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Just shared via Snapchat:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Trending via Telegram:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Just shared via Snapchat:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Trending via Discord:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Just shared via Reddit:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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96 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

91 shares on Threads this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

My recliner and I go way back.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Twitch:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Shared recently on Slack:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

Just shared via Messenger:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Just shared via Instagram:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Making waves on X:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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