17 Funny carry quotes

• Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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  8 hours ago

  attitude, carry, comeback, coming, confidence, fruit, humor, me, never, phase, shade, tree

• My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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  21 hours ago

  carry, case, childhood, daughter, having, humor, just, making, memory, nostalgia, parent, payphone, quarter, remember

• Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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  2 months ago

  audacity, bigger, carry, fashion, fashion joke, gender, gender stereotype, help, humor, jeans, joke, men’s, men’s jeans, pocket, pocket size, pockets, size, stereotype

• I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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  2 months ago

  carry, carrying, comic, flight, fly, flying, friendship, fun, humor, i, ones, pick, superher, support, teamwork

• Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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  2 months ago

  basket, carry, carrying, convenience, grocery, grocery store, humorous, i, middle, moments, much, overestimate, shopping, should, store, stores

• Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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  2 months ago

  activity, appetite, carry, craving, cute, exaggeration, food, fun, fun activity, humor, invent, joke, mini, people, pizza, should, take

• Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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  2 months ago

  asleep, boss, carry, humor, laziness, me, meeting, pretending, workplace

• At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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  2 months ago

  activity, age, carry, falling, helmet, humor, i, looking, ridiculous, safety, skateboard, tripping, wear, worry

• I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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  2 months ago

  accessory, carry, cute, cute purse, everyday, everyday carry, everywhere, fashion, girl, hoard, humor, i, item, love, need, never, objects, personal, personal item, purse, sad, say, tiny, tiny purse

• You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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  2 months ago

  assertiveness, carry, chainsaw, confidence, explain, humor, intimidation, need, tool, yourself

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