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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.
Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.
I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.
You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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1 month ago
Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
5 months ago
Share →: Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Commentary:
"Trying to avoid that Monday morning meeting like 🛌💤 Who needs coffee when you have the 'pretend to be asleep' strategy ready to go? Just don't blame us if your boss starts developing a complex 😉 #workplacehacks"
5 months ago
Share →: At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Commentary:
"Life's all about balance, right? 🤷‍♂️ Protecting your noggin while keeping it stylish with the skateboard accessory – who says we can't have it all! 🛹😄 Just remember, if you do end up taking a tumble, at least you'll be prepared to ride it out in style! 🤪🤾‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Commentary:
"Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence"
5 months ago
Share →: Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Commentary:
📞 "Isn't it funny how we pretend our phones have a life of their own? 'Sorry, can't make it to the phone right now.' Really? Your phone is out there living its best life without you! 😂 Maybe we should all start leaving voicemails for our phones too, just to keep the communication alive. Who knows, they might start texting us back! 🤳 #PhoneEqualsLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Commentary:
🎣💑 "If a guy's dating profile is filled with fish pictures, prepare to be swept off your feet 🐟 They're just showing off their 'catch and carry' skills for the long haul! 😄💍 #FishingForLove"
5 months ago
Share →: Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Commentary:
Attempting to transport a pet to bed is akin to persuading a grumpy, stubborn blob of molasses to cooperate 🐱💤 It's a literal struggle of fluff and frustration!
5 months ago
Share →: A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Commentary:
"Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but carrying the end of a CVS receipt? Now that's a whole new level of commitment! 💐🧾 #bridesmaidgoals #receiptduty"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're practicing the 'out of sight, out of pickpocket's mind' strategy at work? 😆 Better watch out for those office ninjas silently stealing wallets while you catch some z's! 🕵️💼💤"