Funny quotes carry

Funny carry quotes

Pretending I'm asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I don't always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don't carry my wallet to work because I'm afraid someone will steal it while I'm sleeping.

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025