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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Reported on Telegram:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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2 months ago
Share →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Commentary:
"When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Commentary:
"Yes, I'd love a slice of 'peace of mind' and don't forget the bedtime snack! 💤😴🍪"
2 months ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Commentary:
When punctuality takes a backseat to personal flair 🚦😎—because who needs a schedule when you’ve got style? 😂⏰ #LateAndLovingIt
4 months ago
Share →: My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Commentary:
🤣 Ah, the classic "intervention" moment by the sweatpants! Looks like it's time to retire from the cozy lounge life and dive back into the world of office attire. Good luck explaining the office dress code to your comfy companions! 🩴👔 #SweatpantsVsOfficeJob
4 months ago
Share →: I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'casual on the outside, circus on the inside.' Just imagine all the clowns, acrobats, and wild animals running amok in there. Sounds like quite the show!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁‍♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Commentary:
"Offering coffee as a solution for someone who seems unhinged? That's one way to stir things up! ☕️🌀 Who knew caffeine could be the answer to keeping it together? Let's hope the coffee beans bring some stability to the situation!"
5 months ago
Share →: Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Commentary:
"Who needs a wardrobe when you can have a pajama collection for every occasion? 🌟🛌 #PajamaChic #Fashionista"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Commentary:
"Looking for more than just a one-night stand? Apply now with your full dating history and references. Serious inquiries only! 📝💼😂"
5 months ago
Share →: People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Commentary:
It's true! Parrots have mastered the art of mimicking without any formal training 🦜🗣️ Maybe we should start taking their language skills as seriously as they take our conversations! 😉✨

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Live now on Pinterest:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Spotted on Telegram:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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