145 Funny cat quotes

Funny cat quotes perfectly capture the quirky and charming antics of our feline friends! 🐱😂 From their mischievous behavior to their adorable quirks, these quotes will make you smile and laugh at the delightful world of cats. Embrace the humor and joy of having a cat in your life! 😄🐾

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have a demanding feline personal trainer? 🐱💪 Talk about the ultimate cardio workout! #CatFitGoals"

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Commentary:
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹"

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Commentary:
"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations"

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.