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41 Funny chaos quotes

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025