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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.
If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.
My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.
My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Commentary:
"At least chaos is on brand for both me and the universe! 🤪🔬✨"
1 month ago
Share →: We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Commentary:
"Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair"
1 month ago
Share →: Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Commentary:
"Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎"
1 month ago
Share →: Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Commentary:
"Basically, we're all just jittery meat tornadoes powered by beans! ☕🍌😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Commentary:
"Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! 🎬😂 #ChaosClub"
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Commentary:
"Who needs hell when you've experienced the shrill cries of disappointed kids on Christmas morning? 🔊🎅 Remember folks, always keep those batteries stocked up or face the wrath of tiny humans!"
3 months ago
Share →: The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Commentary:
"Well, if the world is in chaos anyway, might as well add a little more drama to it by confessing your feelings to your crush! Who knows, maybe love is the answer to all this chaos…or at least a good distraction!"
3 months ago
Share →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Commentary:
Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.
3 months ago
Share →: I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'casual on the outside, circus on the inside.' Just imagine all the clowns, acrobats, and wild animals running amok in there. Sounds like quite the show!"
4 months ago
Share →: Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Commentary:
"Having children is basically like being the president of a frat house – except you can't resign, the messes are smaller but smellier, and the parties never end. Cheers to parenthood, where sleep is a distant memory and throwing up is just another rite of passage!"