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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
1 day ago
My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.
2 months ago
My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
2 months ago
Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?
2 months ago
Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.
3 months ago
The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.
3 months ago
Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.
3 months ago