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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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Making waves on Twitch:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Going viral on TikTok:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Reported on Telegram:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Breaking via Messenger:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Just landed via YouTube:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Making waves on Facebook:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Trending via Slack:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Spotted on Reddit:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Spotted on Discord:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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13 Funny chasing quotes

Funny chasing quotes bring a burst of laughter to the thrill of the chase 🏃‍♂️💨 Whether you’re chasing dreams, goals, or that last slice of pizza 🍕, these witty sayings add a playful twist to the pursuit. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort as you dive into the lighter side of chasing life’s little adventures 😂✨. Let the fun begin!

New funny chasing quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: 4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Commentary:
Someone's trying to go viral with their sneezes! 🤧📈 #SneezeGoals
2 weeks ago
Share →: Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Commentary:
Running after a ping pong ball is the ultimate cardio workout nobody asked for! 🏓😂🏃‍♂️
4 weeks ago
Share →: Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to update the resume to include 'Professional Office Gymnast' 😂🏃‍♂️🦋 #ZoomiesUnleashed"
2 months ago
Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Commentary:
"At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Commentary:
"Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"
2 months ago
Share →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Commentary:
"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"
3 months ago
Share →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waiting for dreams to chase me like 🛌💭💨 Who knew dream pursuit could be so relaxing! #DreamsFindingMe #NapTimeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your spirit animal is having an existential crisis 🌀🐾 Maybe it’s a metaphor for the constant cycle of chasing our own desires in life…or maybe it just really loves belly rubs 😂🐶"
6 months ago
Share →: My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally listened to TLC and decided to stick to the rivers and lakes they're used to in 2022! 🌊 No more chasing waterfalls for you, huh? Let's hope this resolution doesn't go chasing pavements instead! 🎶 #NewYearNewMe"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Commentary:
"Who needs to chase waterfalls when you can find hidden treasures in the digital realm? 🎮🕹️ Just keep your eyes peeled for those sneaky easter eggs! 🐣💎"

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Reported on Twitch:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Making waves on Threads:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Just shared via YouTube:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Breaking via TikTok:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Shared recently on Threads:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Spotted on Slack:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Shared recently on X:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Just shared via Slack:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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