19 Funny checking quotes

• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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  1 month ago

  401k, addiction, caffeine, caffeine addiction, checking, coffee, coffee lover, comparison, finance, finance humor, funny comparison, humor, iced, iced coffee, lover, personal, personal finance, point, reward, reward point, rewards

• Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, checking, daily, daily routine, day, every, hell, humor, internet, microdosing, routine, sarcasm, web

• I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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  2 months ago

  account, after, bank, bank account, checking, finance, fun, good, hate, having, humor, i, money, regret, spending, time

• Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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  2 months ago

  attention, check, checking, friend, friends, humor, me, priorities, relationship, request, self, stop

• I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, checking, humor, i, keep, loneliness, me, mean, media, phone, self-deprecating, silly, social, social media, somebody, something, technology

• Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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  2 months ago

  attention, checking, humor, loneliness, love, minute, phone, relationship, self-worth, stop

• No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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  2 months ago

  age, app, changes, check, checking, growing, growing up, humor, life, life changes, older, technology, weather

• Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, caught, checking, dry, humor, i, loneliness, myself, phone, weather

• Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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  2 months ago

  checking, claus, holiday, humor, list, man, myth, real, Santa, skepticism, twice

• Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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  2 months ago

  cake, checking, client, court, defense, honor, humor, misunderstanding, stab, trial, trying, victim

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