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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

1 month ago

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

1 month ago

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

3 months ago

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

3 months ago

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

3 months ago

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

3 months ago

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

3 months ago

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

3 months ago

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

3 months ago

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

3 months ago