Funny quotes checking

12 Funny checking quotes

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025