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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.
It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.
If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.
Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.
It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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1 week ago
Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Commentary:
"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"
1 month ago
Share →: I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Commentary:
"Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused 🧐📱😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have notifications? 😂📱 Keep refreshing, darling, maybe this time someone other than the spam bots will show you some affection! 💔 #PhoneAddict"
3 months ago
Share →: No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a weather app predicting your achy joints and grumpy mood? 🌧️☀️ Embracing the new normal of adulting, one weather check at a time! 📱😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Commentary:
📱☀️ When your phone is dryer than the Sahara desert, you start looking to your weather app for some interaction! Who needs notifications when you've got a chance of showers to keep you entertained? 🤣 #DialingForClouds
5 months ago
Share →: Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone is on the naughty list! 😜🎅 Maybe Santa isn't real, but hey, at least someone is making sure we all behave…right? 😉📜 #ListCheckingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: Cake or Not Cake? 🎂🔪 Either way, it seems my client was driven by a dessert dilemma rather than a criminal intent, Your Honor! 😅 #CakeOrStab"
5 months ago
Share →: It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'll be trading in my calculator for a ski mask! 💸🔫 Just kidding, I'll stick to legal ways to boost my bank balance…for now! 😂💼 #ImTooPrettyForPrison"
5 months ago
Share →: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's more forgetful than we thought! 🎅📋🥛 Maybe he got distracted by all those cookies and never made it to the dairy aisle. Naughty list for the milk, Santa! 🍪🥛📜
5 months ago
Share →: I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Commentary:
Oh, I can totally see the appeal of the Easter Bunny 🐰! Who needs a bearded old man spying on you as you sleep? 😂 Plus, giving candy is much more fun than getting coal! 🍬 #TeamEasterBunny