20 Funny checking quotes

• Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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  17 hours ago

  anything, checking, comparison, disappointment, expectation, good, humor, magic, media, refrigerator, social, social media, staring, Twitter, waiting

• Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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  24 hours ago

  attention, aura, aura farming, behavior, checking, distraction, farming, front, funny situation, listening, music, old, old person, people, person, phone, public, public behavior, situation, social, social behavior

• Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

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  4 days ago

  behind, checking, demon, funny observation, healthy, humor, looks, observation, only, reflection, scary, selfie, surprise

• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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  2 months ago

  401k, addiction, caffeine, caffeine addiction, checking, coffee, coffee lover, comparison, finance, finance humor, funny comparison, humor, iced, iced coffee, lover, personal, personal finance, point, reward, reward point, rewards

• Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, checking, daily, daily routine, day, every, hell, humor, internet, microdosing, routine, sarcasm, web

• I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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  2 months ago

  account, after, bank, bank account, checking, finance, fun, good, hate, having, humor, i, money, regret, spending, time

• Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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  2 months ago

  attention, check, checking, friend, friends, humor, me, priorities, relationship, request, self, stop

• I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, checking, humor, i, keep, loneliness, me, mean, media, phone, self-deprecating, silly, social, social media, somebody, something, technology

• Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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  2 months ago

  attention, checking, humor, loneliness, love, minute, phone, relationship, self-worth, stop

• No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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  2 months ago

  age, app, changes, check, checking, growing, growing up, humor, life, life changes, older, technology, weather

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