12 Funny chip quotes

• Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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  3 weeks ago

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• If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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  1 month ago

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• Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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  1 month ago

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• Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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  1 month ago

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• It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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  1 month ago

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• My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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  1 month ago

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