Funny chip quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

  Commentary:
  "Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, chip companies, we deserve to see what we're getting ourselves into! 😂💸 Transparent bags for transparent snacking, am I right? Let's see those chips in all their glory, no more hiding behind glossy packaging! 💪🥔 #ShowUsTheChips"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that potato chips could be so divisive? 🥔📺 Next time, maybe opt for a quieter snack option to save your marriage! 😄💔 #snackdrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

  Commentary:
  When you expect to snack on some delicious kettle chips, but end up face-to-face with kettlebells instead… 🤣💪 Whoops, better switch gears and pump some iron instead of snacking! #FitnessSurprise

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