12 Funny class quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

  Commentary:
  "If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! #MathForever"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

  Commentary:
  Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you've grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It's like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? #WorkingClassChic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

  Commentary:
  When the lecturer calls for the unheard voices, my soul's immediate reaction is to stage a grand escape! It's like a dramatic exit scene from a blockbuster movie – except instead of a hero, it's me dodging that spotlight like a ninja. #GhostModeActivated

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your tween mastered the eye roll arts with flying colors! Guess it's time to upgrade to Eye Roll University – Master's level program! #ProudParent"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perks of first class! From legroom to leadership, you never know what upgrade might be coming your way Fly high and aim for the cockpit, folks! #FirstClassGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, because what's more oppressive than a word that even autocorrect struggles with? But hey, at least we can all take solace in the fact that we're not alone in our linguistic struggles… solidarity, fellow spelling warriors!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this salsa class had less salsa and more drama! No chips, no dips, just awkward dance moves and grabby weirdos – what a recipe for an adventure! Maybe next time bring your own snacks and teach them some salsa etiquette too! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! #MarioLogic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

  Commentary:
  Trying to control a class full of energetic students can feel like attempting to hug a tornado – you're just left spinning in circles wondering what just happened! It's a whirlwind of chaos and excitement all rolled into one lesson plan!

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