18 Funny class quotes — Wordgag ツ

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

5 days ago5 days ago

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

1 month ago1 month ago

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

1 month ago1 month ago

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

6 months ago

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

6 months ago

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Jan 28, 2025

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Jan 26, 2025

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Jan 25, 2025

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Jan 24, 2025

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Jan 24, 2025

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Jan 23, 2025

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Jan 23, 2025

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Jan 20, 2025

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Jan 20, 2025

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Jan 20, 2025