26 Funny class quotes

• University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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  1 day ago

  class, education, humor, paid, sarcasm, self learning, student, teaching, tuition, university, yourself

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  4 weeks ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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  1 month ago

  adult, class, Cody, elementary, elementary school, every, growing, growing up, i, met, name, nostalgia, school, where

• My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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  2 months ago

  asked, bell, class, humor, i, joke, Pavlov, professor, psych, psychology, pun, rings, said, too, wit, witty

• Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, class, excuse, feel, humor, nodding, pretending, sad, sorry, student, teacher

• If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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  2 months ago

  class, education, endless, hour, humor, i, just, left, life, live, math, school, spend, time

• For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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  2 months ago

  class, confusion, education, foreign, foreign movie, humor, learning, math, me, movie, subtitle, watching

• You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, chair, class, coat, coat hook, fact, hang, hook, humor, jacket, kids, over, restaurant, social, social class, working-class

• My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, body, class, hear, humor, leaving, lecturer, someone, soul, spoken

• Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, class, eye, eye roll, graduation, humor, parenting, roll, sarcasm, top, tween, university

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