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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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