18 Funny clumsiness quotes — Wordgag ツ

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

2 months ago2 months ago

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

2 months ago2 months ago

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

4 months ago4 months ago

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

5 months ago5 months ago

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Jan 25, 2025

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Jan 25, 2025

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Jan 25, 2025

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Jan 24, 2025

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Jan 24, 2025

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Jan 23, 2025

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Jan 23, 2025

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Jan 23, 2025

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Jan 21, 2025

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Jan 21, 2025

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Jan 21, 2025