A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Commentary:
"Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic gravitational force reminder to stay humble 📱😂 Remember, even our trusty phones have a way of keeping us in check with a slap to the face when we least expect it! 💥🤦‍♂️ #GravityCheck"

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Commentary:
"From ballerina to box-doggo in one swift move! 🩰📦🐶 Who needs elegance when you've got charm and a cardboard accessory? Embrace the new you – the wobbly, wiggle-bum superstar! 🌟🐕"

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rebellious ankle… off on its own tropical escapade while you're left hobbling along! 🌴😂 Just remember to send a postcard next time, ankle! 💌 #AnkleGoneAWOL"

We've all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern struggle of elegance meets technology! Graceful yet slightly prone to gravity's surprises 😂📱💁‍♀️ Who said being a lady was easy, right?"

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Commentary:
Well, it seems like they took the "hands-on experience" approach to safety! 🤕 Always good to be proactive 😂👷‍♂️ #SafetyFirst

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Commentary:
🤳🏅 "Forget the long jump or swimming, the gold medal event we've all been waiting for is 'Dropping Your Phone and Almost Catching It'! Better start practicing those reflexes, folks. 📱🤹‍♂️ Watch out, world, here comes the master of near misses!"

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Commentary:
"Oh, the power of the gaze! 👀 A classic case of 'Foot-In-Mouth' syndrome, but with a twist! 👣 Who knew eyes could be so expressive, enough to elicit a toe-tally awkward encounter! 😂 Lesson learned: watch where you step, or rather, where you stare! 👀👣"