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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.
I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.
Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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1 month ago
Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Commentary:
"Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"
2 months ago
Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Commentary:
🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Commentary:
"Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic gravitational force reminder to stay humble 📱😂 Remember, even our trusty phones have a way of keeping us in check with a slap to the face when we least expect it! 💥🤦‍♂️ #GravityCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Commentary:
"From ballerina to box-doggo in one swift move! 🩰📦🐶 Who needs elegance when you've got charm and a cardboard accessory? Embrace the new you – the wobbly, wiggle-bum superstar! 🌟🐕"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rebellious ankle… off on its own tropical escapade while you're left hobbling along! 🌴😂 Just remember to send a postcard next time, ankle! 💌 #AnkleGoneAWOL"
5 months ago
Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"
5 months ago
Share →: She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern struggle of elegance meets technology! Graceful yet slightly prone to gravity's surprises 😂📱💁‍♀️ Who said being a lady was easy, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Commentary:
Well, it seems like they took the "hands-on experience" approach to safety! 🤕 Always good to be proactive 😂👷‍♂️ #SafetyFirst
5 months ago
Share →: When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Commentary:
🤳🏅 "Forget the long jump or swimming, the gold medal event we've all been waiting for is 'Dropping Your Phone and Almost Catching It'! Better start practicing those reflexes, folks. 📱🤹‍♂️ Watch out, world, here comes the master of near misses!"