18 Funny clumsiness quotes

• The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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  2 months ago

  accident, clumsiness, drop, fast, humor, i, mishap, moment, phone, reflex, slam, wall

• When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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  2 months ago

  accident, always, attitude, back, blame, clumsiness, comedy, denial, fault, funny perspective, humor, humorous, humorous attitude, i, perspective, self, self blame, trip, tripping

• My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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  2 months ago

  accident, animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, clumsiness, flying, humor, self-deprecating, spirit, spirit animal, unconscious, window, Windows

• If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bump, clumsiness, definitely, friendship, humor, i, just, know, line, straight, straight line, together, walk, walking

• A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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  2 months ago

  body, clumsiness, feet, funny moment, guy, humor, i, just, leap, lot, me, moment, over, own, parking, parking lot, quantum, quantum leap, saw, self-deprecation, trip, unexpected, wit

• Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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  2 months ago

  clumsiness, embarrassment, face, fall, faster, hand, humble, humor, nothing, phone, slip, slipping, technology

• I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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  2 months ago

  am, box, clumsiness, graceful, head, humor, i, puppy, self-deprecation, stuck, transformation, used

• Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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  2 months ago

  ankle, clumsiness, humor, injury, mobility, sometimes, vacation, walking

• We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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  2 months ago

  around, clumsiness, embarrassment, funny moment, idiocy, idiots, jump, knickers, least, malfunction, moment, once, playful, room, t, wardrobe, wardrobe malfunction

• She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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  2 months ago

  cellphone, clumsiness, dropped, face, grace, humor, lady, style

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