Funny quotes clumsiness

14 Funny clumsiness quotes

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

2 weeks ago

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

3 months ago

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

3 months ago

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

3 months ago

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

3 months ago

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

3 months ago

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

3 months ago

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

3 months ago

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

3 months ago

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

3 months ago

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

3 months ago

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

3 months ago

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

3 months ago