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Funny coffee quotes are a delightful way to celebrate our love for that perfect cup of java! ☕😂 From the humorous side of caffeine addiction to witty observations about our daily brew, these quotes capture the essence of coffee culture with a smile. Sip and enjoy the laughs! 😄

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

3 months ago

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

3 months ago

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

3 months ago

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

3 months ago

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

3 months ago

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

3 months ago

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

3 months ago

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

3 months ago

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

3 months ago

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

3 months ago

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

3 months ago

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

3 months ago

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

3 months ago

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

3 months ago

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

3 months ago

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

3 months ago

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

3 months ago

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

3 months ago

Coffee is just goth water.

3 months ago

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

3 months ago