106 Funny coffee quotes

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.
I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.
Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.
Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.
Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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5 months ago
Share →: Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Commentary:
Looks like you're a full-time No-Time person then! 😅⏰ Afternoons, mornings, evenings… you've mastered the art of not being ready at any hour! 🤷‍♂️ Keep rocking that timeless vibe! ⏳✨ #NoTimePerson
5 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Commentary:
🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤
5 months ago
Share →: You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Commentary:
"Offering coffee as a solution for someone who seems unhinged? That's one way to stir things up! ☕️🌀 Who knew caffeine could be the answer to keeping it together? Let's hope the coffee beans bring some stability to the situation!"
5 months ago
Share →: I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Commentary:
☕️ "I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations – it's like a daily ritual of preparing for disappointment with a side of caffeine kick! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Commentary:
"Who needs crack when you can get your daily fix of legal and tasty coffee? ☕️😂 Just be careful not to overdo it or you might end up bouncing off the walls like you're on something stronger! 💥☕️😜"
5 months ago
Share →: We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic combo of jittery energy with a side of lung damage! ☕🚬 Who needs a yawn when you can have a wheeze, right? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Commentary:
"Here's to coffee: Saving lives and preventing crimes since forever! ☕️🚓 Who knew a cup of joe could be the ultimate savior of our sanity and legal record? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Commentary:
"If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila, or sex, then you might need divine intervention! 🙏☕🍹😏 Just kidding, maybe it's time to call in the professionals…or invest in a solid therapy fund! 😉 #LifeAdvice"
5 months ago
Share →: The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove"

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