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100 Funny comfort quotes

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025