783 Funny communication quotes

• Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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  babe, back, cat, communication, humor, kill, meow, partner, pet, pet humor, playful, relationship

• When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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  3 minutes ago

  annoyance, attitude, communication, dating, done, girl, hr, humor, relationship, sarcasm, something

• There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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  48 minutes ago

  communication, cultural, cultural reference, digital, digital expression, emoji, emoji expression, express, expression, grief, humor, humorous, humorous quote, irish, Irish grief, Irish humor, misfortune, online, online communication, people, reference, shamrock, shamrock emoji, should

• Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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  53 minutes ago

  communication, dumb, humor, humor in love, love, man, marriage, marry, partner, patience, problems, questions, relationships, supportive, supportive partner, understanding

• Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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  2 hours ago

  40, arguing, argument, communication, humor, humorous, humorous observation, interaction, internet, internet humor, observation, social, social interaction, spot, standing, text, text argument, texting, through, time, time-wasting, wasting

• His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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  2 hours ago

  awkward, communication, courtroom, hands, honor, humor, joke, me, speech, stop, talking

• Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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  3 hours ago

  ask, communication, dating, economy, girl, humor, joke, relationship, terrible, wrong

• Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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  4 hours ago

  advice, another, communication, family, humor, life, parent, parents, problem, problems, telling

• Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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  4 hours ago

  anything, communication, confidence, honesty, honesty in communication, humor, humor about speech, i, intelligent, let, me, personality, say, self-awareness, sometimes, speech, stop

• They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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  4 hours ago

  being, communication, genuine, honesty, humor, invent, man, me, relationships, sarcasm, should, things, trust

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