Funny quotes communication

350 Funny communication quotes

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

1 week ago

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

1 week ago

You can reach me by butterfly.

1 week ago

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

1 week ago

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

1 week ago

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

3 weeks ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

3 weeks ago

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

4 weeks ago

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

4 weeks ago

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

1 month ago

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

1 month ago

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

1 month ago

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

1 month ago

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

1 month ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

1 month ago

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

1 month ago

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

1 month ago

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

1 month ago

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

1 month ago

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

1 month ago

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

1 month ago

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

1 month ago

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

1 month ago

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

1 month ago

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

1 month ago

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

1 month ago

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

1 month ago

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

1 month ago

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

1 month ago

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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