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Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?

Mar 9, 2026Mar 9, 2026

Always the drunk texter, never the drunk textee.

Mar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026

Explain it to me like I’m a Neanderthal.

Mar 1, 2026Mar 1, 2026

So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

Feb 3, 2026

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

Feb 3, 2026

Adding lol to things is good feng shui.

Feb 3, 2026

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Feb 3, 2026

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Feb 3, 2026

People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Feb 3, 2026

I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.

Feb 3, 2026

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

Feb 3, 2026

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Feb 3, 2026

Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

Feb 3, 2026

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

Feb 3, 2026

This email could’ve been sex.

Feb 3, 2026

This sex could have been an email.

Feb 3, 2026

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Feb 3, 2026

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Feb 3, 2026

Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

Feb 3, 2026

Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

Feb 3, 2026

Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

Feb 3, 2026

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Feb 3, 2026

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Feb 3, 2026

One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

Feb 3, 2026

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

Feb 3, 2026

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Feb 3, 2026

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Feb 3, 2026

Please hesitate to reach out.

Feb 3, 2026

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

Feb 3, 2026

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Feb 3, 2026

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Feb 3, 2026

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Feb 3, 2026

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Feb 3, 2026

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

Feb 3, 2026

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Feb 3, 2026

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

Feb 3, 2026

Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

Feb 3, 2026

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

Feb 3, 2026

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Feb 3, 2026

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Feb 3, 2026