19 Funny concert quotes

• Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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  2 months ago

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• Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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  2 months ago

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• If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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  2 months ago

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• “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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  2 months ago

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• I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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  2 months ago

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• Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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  5 months ago

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• I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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  5 months ago

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• I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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  5 months ago

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• I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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  5 months ago

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