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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is β€œso yeah…”

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, β€œOh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me β€œgood girl” unfortunately.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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