24 Funny coworkers quotes

• Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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  2 months ago

  again, coworker, coworkers, day, even, every, guy, never, quit, think, year’s

• Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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  2 months ago

  always, being, best, chance, coworker, coworkers, date, hot, humor, nobody, play, role, work

• Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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  2 months ago

  calling, coworkers, day, drugstore, fired, first day, humor, joke, new, pharmily, pun, working, workplace

• I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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  2 months ago

  co-worker, coworkers, hire, humor, i, personality, safely, sarcasm, say, think, workplace

• Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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  2 months ago

  after, away, back, back to work, co-workers, coworkers, family, holiday, humor, office, relatif, sarcasm, weekend, work

• Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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  2 months ago

  complain, coworkers, family, fire, hr, humor, kids, mom, relationships, workplace

• Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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  3 months ago

  coworkers, deal, group, group project, humor, incompetence, lesson, life, life lesson, meant, project, school, teach, teamwork, workplace

• “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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  3 months ago

  AI, coming, coworkers, drunk, Fridays, harassment, humor, ID, jobs, show, technology, work, workplace

• I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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  3 months ago

  ago, coworkers, funny observation, i, life, LinkedIn, media, nostalgia, observation, past, past photos, photos, social, social media, work, work life, year’s, years ago

• My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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  3 months ago

  birthday, co-worker, coworkers, found, humor, i, job, need, new, new job, work, workplace

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