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5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Commentary:
"Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"
5 months ago
Share →: Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Commentary:
"Looks like my ice cream skills are just too COOL for you to handle! 🍦😎 Sorry for the brain freeze! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Commentary:
How amusing would it be to have a light-hearted twist during a potentially tense situation? 🚓🍦 Imagine the sound of the ice cream truck jingle luring you in, only to be greeted by the flashing lights of a police car.🎵😅 It might just turn a stressful moment into a quirky memory!
5 months ago
Share →: As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Commentary:
"Being a parent means making tough decisions like sacrificing your waistline for the greater good of finishing your kid's ice cream 🍦😂 Who knew love tasted so sweet and melty! #ParentingPerks"
5 months ago
Share →: After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have it all? 🌟 Embracing those well-maintained wrinkles like a champ! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a time machine when you've got anti-aging cream? 😂 Wrinkles, but make it fashion! 💅"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Commentary:
"Who needs a marathon when you can sprint in flip flops after that elusive ice cream truck? 🍦🏃‍♂️ The Summer Olympics just got a new event inspiration! #CatchMeIfYouCan"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Commentary:
"Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁‍♀️ Slather on, darling!"
5 months ago
Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides"
5 months ago
Share →: Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Commentary:
Well, looks like Britney is serving up more than just hit singles at Scoops! 🎤🍦 Who knew she had a knack for mixing up tasty treats along with catchy tunes? "Oops, she scooped it again!" 😂👩🏼‍🎤
5 months ago
Share →: Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Commentary:
"Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles"