Funny quotes cry

22 Funny cry quotes

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025