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28 Funny cry quotes

Funny cry quotes bring a hilarious twist to those tearful moments we all experience 😢😂. Whether you’re laughing through the sniffles or finding humor in your messy emotions, these witty lines turn tears into laughs 😭🤣. Get ready to smile (and maybe wipe a tear) as we dive into the funniest takes on crying that prove it’s okay to laugh even when you’re a little emotional! 🎭💧✨

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Posted on6 months ago

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Posted on6 months ago

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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