Funny quotes cry

22 Funny cry quotes

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

1 month ago

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

1 month ago

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

1 month ago

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

2 months ago

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

3 months ago

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

3 months ago

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

3 months ago

Googling symptoms until you cry.

3 months ago

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

3 months ago

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

3 months ago

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

3 months ago

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

3 months ago

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

3 months ago

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

3 months ago

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

3 months ago

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

3 months ago

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

3 months ago

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

3 months ago

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

3 months ago