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  • Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

    Commentary:
    Oh, to live the carefree life of a girl, where tears flow like a never-ending river and the art of multitasking texting multiple guys is a well-practiced skill. 🙄💅 Maybe we should all take a page out of this playbook and make life a little more dramatic and chaotic! 😂 #GirlPower

  • Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

    Commentary:
    “Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it’s nature’s way of telling us that money just can’t buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!”

  • Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

    Commentary:
    Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration

  • You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said you can’t spell crypto without ‘cry’ must have tried to decrypt their private key one too many times! 😂💸 #CryptoCraze”

  • Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs salt when you’ve got tears to add that extra seasoning? 😂🍽️ Just remember, more tears = more flavor! #LifeHack”

  • Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

    Commentary:
    “Who says you can’t multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps”

  • Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs tissues when you have time on your hands? 😅⏰ Let those tears flow, but make sure to schedule them accordingly! 😉 #ExtraHourExtraFeelings”

  • Googling symptoms until you cry.

    Commentary:
    “Google: the only place where a simple headache suddenly means you have three rare diseases, have a week to live, and are in desperate need of a hug. 🤯💻😭”

  • Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the classic ‘strategic emotional outburst’ tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏”

  • Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs tissues when you’ve got onion chopping skills like mine 💪🧅💦 Emotions? I’ll take them straight up, no chopping required 😂🔪😢”

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