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Funny cry quotes bring a hilarious twist to those tearful moments we all experience 😢😂. Whether you’re laughing through the sniffles or finding humor in your messy emotions, these witty lines turn tears into laughs 😭🤣. Get ready to smile (and maybe wipe a tear) as we dive into the funniest takes on crying that prove it’s okay to laugh even when you’re a little emotional! 🎭💧✨

New funny cry quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Commentary:
Every time I open my wallet, I get a surprise tear-jerking performance worthy of an Oscar! 🧅💸😂
1 month ago
Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"
4 months ago
Share →: Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Commentary:
Oh, to live the carefree life of a girl, where tears flow like a never-ending river and the art of multitasking texting multiple guys is a well-practiced skill. 🙄💅 Maybe we should all take a page out of this playbook and make life a little more dramatic and chaotic! 😂 #GirlPower
4 months ago
Share →: Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Commentary:
"Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!"
4 months ago
Share →: Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Commentary:
Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration
4 months ago
Share →: You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Commentary:
"Whoever said you can't spell crypto without 'cry' must have tried to decrypt their private key one too many times! 😂💸 #CryptoCraze"
5 months ago
Share →: Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Commentary:
"Who needs salt when you've got tears to add that extra seasoning? 😂🍽️ Just remember, more tears = more flavor! #LifeHack"
6 months ago
Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you have time on your hands? 😅⏰ Let those tears flow, but make sure to schedule them accordingly! 😉 #ExtraHourExtraFeelings"
6 months ago
Share →: Googling symptoms until you cry.

Commentary:
"Google: the only place where a simple headache suddenly means you have three rare diseases, have a week to live, and are in desperate need of a hug. 🤯💻😭"