32 Funny cry quotes

• Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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  3 weeks ago

  connect, connection, cry, crying, frustration, goal, humor, laptop, new, printer, technology, three, times

• The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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  2 months ago

  bird, bit, cry, early, early bird, frustration, humor, life, little, longer, lot, morning, office, office life, parking, parking lot, stress, work

• Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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  2 months ago

  applying, applying for job, babe, cry, crying, date, frustration, humor, i, Indeed, job, job search, jobs, me, over, relationship, search, start, watch

• My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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  2 months ago

  cry, crying, expense, finance, humor, joke, me, money, onion, opening, sarcasm, wallet

• My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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  2 months ago

  AI, beautiful, beauty, being, competition, computer, contest, crafting, creativity, cry, dream, emotion, humor, i, story, writing, writing contest

• Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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  2 months ago

  cry, day, easy, girl, guy, humor, relationship, stereotype, text

• Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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  2 months ago

  cry, expression, humor, money, sentiment, tear, wish

• Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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  2 months ago

  cheesecake, cry, lose, Marlboros, men, smoke, strawberry, used, vape

• You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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  2 months ago

  cry, crypto, finance, humor, investment, joke, pun, spell, wordplay

• Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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  2 months ago

  cooking, cry, dinner, food, hack, humor, just, life, life hack, need, salt, tears

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