33 Funny crying quotes

• All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

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  behavior, crying, emotion, human, human behavior, humor, infant, performative, psychology

• Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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  connect, connection, cry, crying, frustration, goal, humor, laptop, new, printer, technology, three, times

• Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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  2012, adulthood, car, crying, emotion, humor, just, nostalgia, saying, song

• Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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  appointment, care, crying, health, humor, mental, mental health, self, self-care, therapy

• Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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  applying, applying for job, babe, cry, crying, date, frustration, humor, i, Indeed, job, job search, jobs, me, over, relationship, search, start, watch

• Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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  baby, crying, humor, joke, knows, maybe, parenting, rizz

• This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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  airport, baby, crying, crying baby, delay, even, flight, frustration, going, here, humor, i, just, know, live, long flight, patience, travel, where

• My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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  cry, crying, expense, finance, humor, joke, me, money, onion, opening, sarcasm, wallet

• Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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  adult, birth, crying, humor, joke, life, much, perspective, sarcasm, world

• Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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  awkwardness, backpack, crying, embarrassment, funny moment, humiliation, humor, i, know, level, life, moment, new, relatable, school, school life, while

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