Funny quotes crying

13 Funny crying quotes

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025