23 Funny crying quotes

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

  Commentary:
  Just another day at the 'Tearapy' spa! 😭🛁💆‍♂️

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

  Commentary:
  Sure, sounds like a perfect plan for a Friday night date—bring snacks for the tears! 😂🍿💼

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like even the baby is worried about your dating game! 😅👶💔

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  1 week ago

  Share →: This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

  Commentary:
  🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

  Commentary:
  Every time I open my wallet, I get a surprise tear-jerking performance worthy of an Oscar! 🧅💸😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

  Commentary:
  "Still crying, but at least now I understand taxes! 😂😭 #Adulting"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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  Commentary:
  "Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest

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