18 Funny crying quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

  Commentary:
  "Still crying, but at least now I understand taxes! 😂😭 #Adulting"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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  Commentary:
  "Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about getting in a full workout during a good cry session! 💪😭 Looks like we've found a new form of exercise – emotional fitness! Who needs a gym when you've got a good tearjerker movie? 🎥💦 #FitnessGoals #WorkoutInTears

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

  Commentary:
  How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

  Commentary:
  "Uh oh, seems like someone's not in the mood for a babysitter of the year award 🏆👶 Maybe it's time to bring out the big guns – the peekaboo strategy never fails! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic mix-up between being a 'bawler' and a 'baller'! 😂 It takes real talent to excel at crying instead of shooting hoops. 🏀💦 Just remember, tears can be just as competitive as basketball – especially during dramatic movie scenes! 😭

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

  Commentary:
  "Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

  Commentary:
  "Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"

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