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26 Funny crying quotes

Funny crying quotes bring a hilarious twist to those tearful moments we all experience 😢😂. Whether you’re laughing through the tears or crying from laughter, these witty sayings turn sadness into smiles 😄💧. Get ready to embrace the feels with a side of giggles and discover how crying doesn’t always have to be serious! 🎭✨

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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