209 Funny daily quotes

• Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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  bathroom, ceiling, daily, daily life, floor, household, humor, kids, life, me, mirror, parenting, sink, toothpaste, towel, towels, walls

• Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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  bed, daily, daily struggle, day, dealing, getting, humor, interaction, introvert, morning, nothing, people, social, social interaction, struggle

• Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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• Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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  beliefs, daily, day, every, good, humor, over, soul, stranger, strangers, vomiting

• Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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  daily, daily reminder, forget, humor, ly, motivation, positivity, reminder, self-talk, tell, today, yourself

• I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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  daily, daily life, distraction, doing, enjoy, exercise, forgetfulness, humor, i, life, memory, remember, stairs, trying, walk, walks

• My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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  again, daily, daily struggle, humor, morning, not again, relatable, sleep, struggle, thought, thoughts, waking, waking up

• I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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  activity, birthday, cake, celebrate, daily, daily habit, day, eat, food, fun, fun activity, habit, humor

• Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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  body, body part, daily, daily routine, day, eye, eye roll, fitness, humor, joke, roll, routine, sarcasm

• Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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  absurdity, cycle, daily, daily routine, grocery, humor, just, life, routine, shopping, store

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