615 Funny day quotes

• I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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  5 days ago

  aggression, anger, annoyance, day, discomfort, hope, humor, i, just, mad, passive, passive aggression, shoe, slide, sock, socks

• The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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  day, day name, exaggeration, Friday, funny week, humor, Monday, name, Saturday, Sunday, Thursday, Tuesday, Wednesday, week, weekday, weekend

• There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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  5 days ago

  calendar, count, counting, day, ever, evidence, just, physical, physical evidence, say, someone, time, today, trust, Tuesday

• ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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  5 days ago

  2, ADHD, again, appliance, blender, buy, day, even, ever, every, forgetfulness, habit, humor, kitchen, kitchen appliance, never, routine, smoothie, weeks

• Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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  5 days ago

  14th, couple, day, expensive, getting, home, hotel, hotel room, humor, people, position, positions, relationship, room, rooms, same, sex, sex position, shout, travel, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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  5 days ago

  daily, daily routine, day, encouragement, every, got, humor, i, motivation, myself, routine, self-talk, tell, weirdness

• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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  5 days ago

  another, control, daily, daily struggle, day, emotional, emotional control, feelings, felony, here, horn, humor, i, own, self-praise, struggle, through, turning

• I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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  5 days ago

  bedtime, before, day, even, every, hope, human, humans, humor, i, insomnia, management, midnight, normal, normal human, procrastination, sleep, time, time management, today, tomorrow, yesterday

• What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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  confusion, day, disbelief, frustration, humor, just, mean, Monday, right, time, week

• One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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  day, even, humor, internet, internet slang, last, last time, nostalgia, realization, realize, said, slang, time, w00t

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