Funny quotes denial

Funny denial quotes

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

4 weeks ago

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

2 months ago

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

3 months ago

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

3 months ago

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

3 months ago

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

3 months ago

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

3 months ago

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

3 months ago

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

3 months ago