11 Funny denial quotes

• 

  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

• 

  2 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

  Commentary:
  Oh, birthdays and one night stands – fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! 🎉🙈 Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the "ignore" button every time your birthday pops up. 🎂😜 After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here's to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! 🎈🥳 #ForeverYoungInSpirit

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

  Commentary:
  "Birthdays and one-night stands – both can leave you feeling a bit disoriented the next morning! 🎉💔 Just brush off those pesky numbers like last night's regrettable choice and carry on ✨🥳"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you're having conversations with yourself and both of you are in agreement that you're not toxic, then congratulations! 🎉 Seems like a healthy dose of self-awareness and self-affirmation going on there. Keep up the good vibes and steer clear of the toxicity! ✨😄

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that's just me expressing my deep appreciation for fine dining in a unique way! 🍽️👅 Who needs shame when you have delicious charcuterie? 😁 #PlateLickerExtraordinaire

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you were told the ice cream machine was broken at McDonald's, you might want to take that as a compliment in disguise! Who knew getting denied ice cream could be a subtle flattery? 🍦😂 #IceCreamDiscrimination"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

  Commentary:
  🎃🍂 "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! 😄☕ #ClimateChangeDilemma"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, good ol' self-reflection at its finest! When in doubt, always trust the committee of 'me, myself, and I.' 🤔🤷‍♂️ #TeamNoBlameGame"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

  Commentary:
  "Me checking my account balance is like opening Pandora's box – something I'd rather leave to mystery and imagination! 💸🔮 #FinancialMystery #NoBalanceNoProblem"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the herd is strictly monochrome 🐑😂! Who needs a black sheep when you've got a flock of avoidant eye-contact experts? 👀🚫 "

For even more funny denial quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny denial quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌